If I get the vibe that you don’t like me, or you’re just a generally miserable person, I make it my personal mission to be excessively nice and friendly to you. At first it’s genuine. If it fails to change your disposition, I’ll continue it with the secret satisfaction that it pisses you off.
So if you find that I’m suddenly an over-the-top Little Miss Sunshine you might want to check yourself.
That is all for today.